Controversy erupted recently over a new edition of Mark Twain’s “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.” It attempts to make this classic of American literature more acceptable in today’s school curriculums by deleting the so-called “N-Word”, which appears over 200 times in the original text.
Intrigued by this concept, and sensing an exciting marketing opportunity, We at Puzzled Squirrel slapped together our own exclusive edition of Huck Finn, which goes even further in updating this great but flawed masterpiece to suit modern sensibilities.
[pullquote]This is the “Huckleberry Finn” that Mark Twain would almost certainly write if he were alive today, and had a lobotomy.[/pullquote]
“The New, Improved Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” the exclusive new eBook from Puzzled Squirrel Press, is guaranteed to be significantly less offensive than all other brands combined! Using the latest state-of-the-art word processing technology, we have spared all expense to lovingly craft the “Huckleberry Finn” that Mark Twain would almost certainly write if he were alive today, and had a lobotomy.
Like the NewSouth edition, we too have replace “That Word We Mean When We Say ‘The N-Word’” with “N-Word”. But that’s not all! We address head-on such hot-button issues as:
- TEEN SMOKING!
- STEREOTYPING OF NATIVE AMERICANS!
- INTERRACIAL SEX!
- AND MUCH MORE!
CELEBRITY BONUS:To make the story more relevant and fun for teens: Pop sensation JUSTIN BIEBER appears in the place of Tom Sawyer!
With a handsome new cover and introduction by Norman Dog, eBook design from unBound eBooks, and text (mostly) by Mark Twain, this is one book that you and your family will treasure for generations to come! And if not, just let us know and we’ll rewrite it for you!
Practical Lessons In Hypnotism by William Wesley Clark, A.M., M.D. is a must-read for anyone interested in gaining power and influence, entertaining friends, and achieving World Domination.
Originally published in 1901, it is still to date the finest book on the subject of hypnotic suggestion ever published by Puzzled Squirrel Press.
Topics covered in the book include: Which Races make the Best Subjects, Hypnotizing Animals, Magnetic Healing, Hypnotic Anesthesia, Criminal Hypnotism, Telepathy, Clairvoyance and Mind-reading, Controlling Employees, and much more!
This exclusive ebook edition also includes fascinating and instructive photo-illustrations by renowned graphic artist Norman Dog, who also contributes a new and seemingly pointless preface.
As with all Puzzled Squirrel editions, this exclusive edition can be yours for only $2.99!