1. Silly, trivial, or pretentious talk or writing; nonsense.
2. To talk or write (something) in a silly or pretentious way.
3. A collection of cartoons, stories, adages, illustrations and lies by Norman Dog.
Norman Dog is America’s Most Beloved Cartoonist™, author of Bad Habits, The 37 Cartoons You Should Read Before You Die, and Dr. Doofus. Creator of the weekly comic strip Bad Habits, his work has appeared in Raw Magazine, Spin Magazine, Nickelodeon, The Nation, The Utne Reader, Anarchy Comix, Weirdo, Funny Times. The Chicago Reader, and many other publications. He is the author of cartoon collections Bad Habits, The 37 Cartoons You Should Read Before You Die, Dr. Doofus, and Twaddle.
From Charles Godfrey Leland, renowned author of “Aradia, or the Gospel of the Witches“, “Leather Work, A Practical Manual for Learners” and “Flaxius, or Leaves from the Life of an Immortal” comes this, his magnum opus – “Have You A Strong Will?,” available EXCLUSIVELY for the incredible Amazon Kindle ereader machine!
With this amazing book you will learn to:
Discipline your Will, Improve your Memory, Discover Forethought, The Mighty Power Latent in all Minds, Control your Impulses and avoid Procrastination, Develop your Intuition!, Master Telepathy, Refine your Moral and Spiritual Character, Learn the Power of “Self-Fascination”, and much much more!
Author, folklorist, linguist an philosopher, Charles Godfrey Leland crams a lifetime of scholarship and wisdom into “Have You A Strong Will?” now finally available for the book in it’s original, unexpurgated form. Featuring many NEW illustrations, and annotated with an essay on the remarkable life and career of Mr. Leland. NOTE: Unlike “The Mystic Will,” an unauthorized version of this book that was re-edited and published after Leland’s death, this edition includes the long-suppressed chapter “On the Power of the Mind to master disordered Feelings by sheer Determination. As Set forth by Immanuel Kant in a letter to Hufeland.” This is the complete, unexpurgated text of the book as CGL intended it to be read. Accept no substitutes!
Hand-crafted for maximum ebook enjoyment!
Abraham Lincoln was perhaps America’s Greatest President. But was the “Great Rail-Splitter” also a genuine side-splitter? Were his amusing yarns a clever way to disarm opponents with a smile – or the ramblings of a madman? This new edition of an historic classic answers those questions and more! Originally published in 1901, “Yarns & Stories of Abraham Lincoln” contains the stories Lincoln told, and the stories told about him. You will find out why it was that among Lincoln’s friends and colleagues, the most dreaded words he could utter were “That reminds me of a little story…“
NEW INTRODUCTION AND ILLUSTRATIONS
[pullquote]110 YEARS IN THE MAKING!
343 PAGES IN THE READING![/pullquote]
This handsomely-formatted ebook features an original cover design and many new illustrations by Norman Dog, noted author and cartoonist (“Bad Habits“, “The 37 Cartoons You Should Read Before You Die“), as well as over a hundred line illustrations and cartoons from the original edition! Mr. Dog also contributed a new introduction to put Lincoln’s humor into a modern context, for any who may be unfamiliar with his career.
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A peculiar comedy by Dave DeLuca and Wes Jenkins. Set in the heart of the Brutish Empire and the uncivil belly of Merika of the 1860’s, this is a bumpy tale of a twisted aristocrat, who is conducting sovereign-sanctioned ergot experiments on his entourage, who in turn are controlled by dark and fatuous forces. Dickens meets Jules Verne in Dada soaked Victoriana.
This exclusive eBook edition has been lovingly hand-crafted, using only the finest authentic Victorian-era pixels. Profusely illustrated and professionally punctuated, it will delight and astonish even the most jaded thrill seekers!
Praise for “Dorkus”:
“It’s quite risible. Bulldada of the highest – and lowest – variety. SubGenius from a parallel world of the absurd.”
– Rev. IVAN STANG from the Church of the Subgenius
“Where do you find the time to do this? I don’t have the time. Where did you get the time?”
– Wes’ next door neighbor
“I like the pictures and if I never read a book again, this would be on the top of my list.”
– James H., Former professor at an Ivy League University that would rather not have their names mentioned in regards to a book called Dorkus
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About the authors:
was raised by a pack of balloons and has been an imaginary cowboy since the 50’s. He was a Senior Producer/Creative Lead for LEGO Media International (LEGO Island), Graphic/A.D. for Stanford University, wrote for and performed at a local San Francisco comedy radio show, artist for the California Academy of Sciences, and has freelanced for Disney, NASA, PBS, and on and on. He has had a 40 year career as an Artist, Writer and Creative Director. He is now retired and happy.
is a writer, artist, and musician living near Cleveland. He was the writer of a TV ‘rockumentary’ titled “John Lennon Remembered,” and an award-winning article in Cleveland Magazine titled “The Mad, Mad Daddy of Cleveland Radio.” He is the author of books, and radio and screenplays. He was a co-writer of Brainrot Radio Theatre on WCSB in Cleveland, and of numerous songs with Cleveland bands “The Chronics” and “The Clocks.” He can be heard on “The Hour of Slack” radio show.