My name is Norman Dog, and my new book “I Made Millions Selling Ebooks (About How I Made Millions Selling Ebooks) And So Can YOU!” reveals the secrets of how you can make millions selling ebooks about selling ebooks, like me!
For centuries, publishing has been controlled by a shadowy unelected Wordocracy, who with their “literacy”, “standards” and “dictionaries” have locked out “Average Joes” like you and me from the life of wealth, power and adulation enjoyed by published authors. But now digital technology makes it possible for anyone to get rich publishing their very own ebooks! Why not join us!
Even if you’ve never published a book before – even if you’ve never read a book – you can learn the Secrets Of Publishing that the fat cats of “Big Book” don’t want you to know! Secrets like:
How to find plenty of ready-to-publish words (or as we pros call it, “content) on the internet – free! Let Wikipedia write your ebook for you!
How to use “Anti-Social Media” to monetize your relationships, and turn ‘friendship’ into hard cash!
Why Ben Franklin is the only self-publisher to be pictured on American money!
And much much more!
If you read only one book in your entire life, make it this one!
Praise for “I Made Millions Selling Ebooks
(About How I Made Millions Selling Ebooks)
And So Can YOU!”
“If they’d had computers back in my day I could have published an ebook. Those bloody stone tablets were heavy! Thank God for Norman Dog!”
“Norman Dog makes self-publishing so easy, it’s scary! Quoth the raven, “Buy this ebook today!”
– Edgar Allen Poe
“I had no way of publishing my many, many volumes of work, until I read this. Thanks, Norman Dog!”
– A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time.